Spending time trapped inside a cage with a lion was difficult, but he successfully tamed you after months of professional training. He used a long black whip and a flaming hula hoop. He left marks on your back and scars on your shoulders. While sleeping, you shook him one night out of anger and you quickly discovered he was a very old lion. Eventually, you fell asleep with your ear against the lion’s heart.

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